Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dinner transcript

Jill: Mrs. Haugland was my fourth grade teacher and Mr. Haugland was my PE teacher. He gave me my first ever C.

Luke: Did you deserve it?

Jill: No, he just didn't like me.

Luke: I'm sure. Did you pay attention in PE?

Jill: Yeah, but we didn't do fun things. He made us play volleyball. And I'm afraid of volleyballs.

Luke: Haha.

Jill: They really shouldn't grade people on how good they are at specific sports. I sucked at volleyball, but I was really good at square dancing and tinikling and parachutes.

Luke: Parachutes?

Jill: Yes! They were awesome!

Luke: We didn't play with parachutes after we were five. There's really only one game you can play.

Jill: Whatever. Parachutes are awesome. Besides, you shouldn't grade a fourth grader on how good they are at volleyball.

Luke: Did you pay attention?

Jill: I figured out how to do the funky feet.

Luke: What are the funky feet?

Jill gets up and shows him really cool footwork.

Luke: You weren't paying attention. I give you a B.

(Later.)

Luke: Okay, show me the funky feet again. I wasn't really paying attention.

Jill: You get a B.

4 comments:

  1. I was paying attention. It takes most people more than one time watching a dance move to be able to mimic it. I get an A.

    Also, C's aren't bad... I got quite a few C's in handwriting, until my teacher's realized that I didn't care about it. Then I just got N/A

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  2. My teacher should have realized I didn't care about volleyball.

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  3. I love these kinds of interchanges. Jon likes to write them down too and email them to people. Thanks for sharing. I hope you two are doing well. =)

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  4. Tinikling - I love it! And I also was very good! :D

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